Archive for the 'Short Sale' Category
“The 12 Days of Christmas” As Seen Through The Eyes Of The REO Agent.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the second day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the third day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Five angry Realtors,
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
A.M. sent to me
Six outstanding bills,
Five angry Realtors,
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Seven winterizations,
Six outstanding bills,
Five angry Realtors,
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Eight missing lockboxes,
Seven winterizations,
Six outstanding bills,
Five angry Realtors,
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Nine scheduled lockouts,
Eight missing lockboxes,
Seven winterizations,
Six outstanding bills,
Five angry Realtors,
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Ten listing agreements,
Nine scheduled lockouts,
Eight missing lockboxes,
Seven winterizations,
Six outstanding bills,
Five angry Realtors,
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Eleven pipes a bursting,
Ten listing agreements,
Nine scheduled lockouts,
Eight missing lockboxes,
Seven winterizations,
Six outstanding bills,
Five angry Realtors,
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my A.M. sent to me
Twelve squatters – squatting,
Eleven pipes a bursting,
Ten listing agreements,
Nine scheduled lockouts,
Eight missing lockboxes,
Seven winterizations,
Six outstanding bills,
Five angry Realtors,
Four BPO’s,
Three MMR’s,
Two discolored basements,
An abandoned foreclosed property!
